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Was that Funny?

I read a joke on FB a few days back, and it makes me chuckle everytime I think of it. Here it goes:

'Oh My God, What did you do to your hair?  Oh, that's nothing. You should see what I did to my life.'

Anyways, as self deprecating as it may appear, it does make me laugh, and laughing is good.

Then I also want to introduce you to these two "things" (purely for information sake):

a. Etiquette for Mistresses - Yep, someone wrote that out in black and white. Bless her heart. 
b. If you are adulterous, and/or considering it, and/or just being totally shameless, you can peruse reddit!

The above-mentioned have been my discoveries from the last few days, and I can't quite believe myself. But then, disbelief is what 2016 is about, right?

There need not be guesses on how fluid my mental and emotional shape is. But damn, my body is also up to nasty. I can reference insomnia, constipation, and irritability. I can also reference that my right knee is busted and I am waiting for some blood test reports.

Tell me the worst joke you heard that made you laugh.




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  1. Anonymous17 May 2016 at 18:14

    Most of the jokes that I know are bad logic/math jokes.

    What happens when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing: You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

    What is yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn's Lemmon.

    Have you ever noticed how when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? Do you know what? It's because it has more geese in it.

    Mathematicians: Not known for their humor. But these make me laugh every time.

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  2. areyoukiddingme18 May 2016 at 01:13

    Well, since this is now, apparently, the place for math jokes, here's mine:

    Why was the math book sad? Because it had soooo many problems!

    Or here's my all-time favorite joke:

    A guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head.
    The doctor walks in and says "What seems to be the problem?"
    The frog says "I can't get this guy off my ass!"

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  3. Sarita Boyette18 May 2016 at 12:01

    Can't remember anything but a knock knock joke.
    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Just banana.
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Just banana.
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
    (((HUGS)))

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  4. MrsSpock19 May 2016 at 00:14

    How many ears does Spock have?
    The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

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