My Lady of the Lantern

I went to Yahoo Answers, and typed a simple question - Can sperms make one pregnant? The resultant was several questions that were close to what I had asked, and I chose the King of them all - Can a 3.5 inch peni make a woman pregnant? also how can I know if my sperms are healthy? (Be scared that the asker was titled 'The Hawk') I wanted to sing - "Old MacDonald had a farm Ee-ya-ee-ya-oooo And on the farm he had a peni Ee-ya-ee-ya-oooo And a spew spew here and a spew spew there here a spew , there a spew, everywhere a spew spew, Old...." But I have a case of bad throat, so I stuck to reading everybody else's emerald advice and replies. Sample the cutest! answer one: yes. Two: Keep trying and wait for weight increase, not your weight Oh but I was told that weight increase maketh the sperm weak in the knees and the uterus incapable of its divine duty? yes not the size eat more proyein food like me cos eat a lot of beef and spinches that is why my wife ie expecting G...