It kicked in that on September 13, 2009 I had completed five years of my dragon quest for becoming a mother. What kind of an anniversary is that? The Five Year Itch? If Marilyn Monroe would have starred in this saga would she have screamed blonde jokes? Hmmm....maybe I should come out with brunette jokes? Sometime in 2004....I swallowed my last birth control pill, thinking no more preventing .... Five years for a bloody baby of my own? Five years of freckin' waiting for Baby #1? Can you read into the text and see that I am still talking of the baby in ordinal terms, and not absolute terms....I am not saying one...that I am referring to it as the 'first'.... Hmmm...as disjointed as I am getting...I had wished hoped for planned for Baby 1 to happen by the time I was 30 and the Baby 2 to happen by the time I was 32-33. That would have ensured that I had finished adding to my family by the time I was 35. I will be 32 in December....I started at the right time....I was 26 wh...
Statistically Significant Infertile Mum