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At Her Feet, Through Her Agent

***anomalous, unscientific post*** Mother was here with me for about a week. During this time, she went to meet some holy man through a relative. My irritation knew no bounds because I did not need a prophet to know for what reason she had gone to him. Anyways, she came back and told me that she would ‘reveal’ only after nine days. Needless to add, I had forgotten all about the impending revelation. Yesterday evening, mother dear phoned up…and it is then that she told me that nine days were now up. (Up for what? I wondered.)..and she said that I need to be aware of what the holy man had to say. Please hold your hearts tight. a. I am going to have a boy. I have zero issues in having a girl too…but when would I have the baby? b. The baby is on its way and would come to me soon. So it’s like the baby has been couriered already, I guess? c. The baby’s name should be kept xxxxxx. Excuse moi? The right of naming my kid has hereby been withdrawn from me? d. Do not wipe your mouth with your c...