Jeez...Don't Make My Day...Or Do!

I went to Yahoo Answers, and typed a simple question -

Can sperms make one pregnant?

The resultant was several questions that were close to what I had asked, and I chose the King of them all -

Can a 3.5 inch peni make a woman pregnant? also how can I know if my sperms are healthy? (Be scared that the asker was titled 'The Hawk')

I wanted to sing -
"Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-ya-ee-ya-oooo
And on the farm he had a peni
Ee-ya-ee-ya-oooo
And a spew spew here and a spew spew there
here a spew , there a spew,
everywhere a spew spew,
Old...."

But I have a case of bad throat, so I stuck to reading everybody else's emerald advice and replies. Sample the cutest!

answer one: yes. Two: Keep trying and wait for weight increase, not your weight

Oh but I was told that weight increase maketh the sperm weak in the knees and the uterus incapable of its divine duty?

yes not the size eat more proyein food like me cos eat a lot of beef and spinches that is why my wife ie expecting

Gee....spinches anyone? Is it leafy or the protein protrudes from its shoot into iron rods that massage the gum, among other things? Proyein is a new nutrient group? Shit....I never did try the proyein. I am doomed. Okay one more thing....The wife must eat the proyein or the peni person?

I thought wisdom was about to come into the discussion when the next answer came through...

Yes, it can..
You would have to get it checked by a doctor or at a fertility clinic.
I suppose you could do some research yourself and check it under a microscope....It should not be too difficult for you....

Just a microscope? Can I invest in a magnifying glass? Why oh why did I give up all my savings to that stupid clinic. All I needed was a cheap microscope to check husband's peni. BTW, what should I be checking it for?

zinc and magnesium are good vitimins to aid healthy sperm production
the reason that testicals are outside the body is to keep them cool, so try and keep them cool as possible...
three and a half inches is small as 5-6 inches is average but should be possible to make a woman pregnant.

You say testicals as if they were popsicles. I get it....I am freezing a bag of ice and dunk it would go into hubby's briefs. He has to keep it cool, to keep it good, no? By the logic of this person, the temperature of the human body is such that the peni and testicles are colder than the rest of the human body including the ears and hair. Ladies, if you want to find out if your husband has fever, please do not put the thermometer beneath the peni, otherwise the temperature reported would be incorrect.



^WiseGuy^


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