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January Pearls

I want to share the verbal pearls that make it a hay day for any infertile....all received by yours truly in the first crudder of 2010.

You didn't think I would have spared you...did you?


"Add sprouts to your diet."

(Aha! ...the germination principle, I suppose?)

"She should have an antidepressantpillbrandname mid-cycle."

(That's the latest thing in addictions really....prescription drugs...wow...imagine the possibilities!!!)

"She and DH should go out every weekend. Go away from the city. Spend time with each other."

(It is correct. I tend to ovulate every weekend.)


Now that the knowledge-sharing is done, I would like to take a while and do the big reveal. It had been guessed well by a bright one.



Enjoy!




^WiseGuy^
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  1. Kristin27 February 2010 at 18:37

    Talk about some, ummm, errr, pearls of wisdom...LOL

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  2. PFM27 February 2010 at 19:15

    all awesome advice. loveit

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  3. kmina27 February 2010 at 20:22

    See? And you were worried for nothing... Now eeeeverything will sort itself out if you just do as you are told. ;-)

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  4. Wishing 4 One28 February 2010 at 01:06

    Those are seeds of wisdom, not pearls LOL! I can't believe Barbara guessed that, it was hard man! Love ya wiseguy!

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  5. Barbara28 February 2010 at 02:18

    Yay, I'm so clever... ummm ok... lucky guess!

    I think you should make something up, so that whenever someone has a bright idea you can say,"ah yes but it might conflict with the raw carrot and wild rice milk* diet that is bound to work, but thank you very much for the suggestion"

    xxx

    *not a real fertility diet :o)

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  6. Sharon28 February 2010 at 12:40

    Here's my "pearl of wisdome" for you, take it with a pinch of salt!

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  7. Photogrl1 March 2010 at 03:55

    Always love the unsolicited assvice!

    I like Barbara's idea of having something smart in your pocket to say when someone gives you a suggestion!

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  8. one-hit_wonder5 March 2010 at 08:30

    wow, if someone had given me that advice years ago i would already have 6 children. *roll eyes*

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  9. MrsSpock8 March 2010 at 07:25

    If sprout-eating was a prerequisite to pregnancy, we'd all be pregnant. Maybe we should sell sprouts to suckers on the Internet? We'd be filthy rich.

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