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A-ny F-un?

It is my great pleasure to annouce, the sooner-than-expected arrival of Ms AF today afternoon. She decided to come bother me while I was in office (and I still am), and made me take a sanitary napkin favour from a colleague.

She came three days early. Thank you Aaafra Faafra, because in the previous two cycles, you made me wait nothing less than 5-7 days before appearing. Thank you for saving me any expectation.

Thank You for setting the mood of my 200th post.

Clapping!



^WiseGuy^

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  1. As they say, timing is everything. And SHE always seems to time it perfectly... For her own schedule, anyway. Nevermind yours. :)

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  2. Blech. How long are your cycles? They seem really short.

    Thanks for the award, Ms. Wiseguy: I shall try to take care of that later today!

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  3. I'm not a huge fan of AF ESPECIALLY since she almost ruined a NEW pair of panties last month! I think she needs to give us a warning when she's on our door step. Like a REAL one, no cramps or a headache. Something like "hey I'll see you TODAY" :-|

    WOOHOOO for 200 posts! Way to go, friend!
    *HUGS* and sending you a Midol.

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  4. Stupid AF. Ungh.

    Happy 200th post though!

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  5. Happy 200th post! I hate it was punctuated by nasty ol' AF . . .

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  6. Happy 200th post!

    Boo on AF.

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  7. Well, I am quite certain that you are beautiful. So there! lol

    Re: conservatism (small 'c'). I find rural Canada and the US very conservative, which would probably surprise people elsewhere who think that loose morals prevail. (That's why it sounds very familiar to me when you mention how your FIL bewails the loss of the 'olden days.') My particular community's type of conservatism was still quite old-world, though, but things are changing (in some ways good, in some ways sad).

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