A Very Original Sonnet for Aunt Flo

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more erratic and more moody.
Rough winds do shake the darling hopes of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a month.
Sometime too hot the eye of cycle shines,
And often is her red complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By pregnancy or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy pre-menopausal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that angst thou ow'st;
Nor shall Menopause brag thou wander'st in its shade,
When in eternal lines to fertility thou grow'st:
So long as women can breathe or I can pee,
So long lives this, and this gives funny-looks to thee.

The sonnet was written by Yours Truly in honour of impending AF arrival tomorrow. It is a rip-off from ShakingWithFeare.

^WiseGuy^