Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more erratic and more moody.
Rough winds do shake the darling hopes of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a month.
Sometime too hot the eye of cycle shines,
And often is her red complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By pregnancy or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy pre-menopausal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that angst thou ow'st;
Nor shall Menopause brag thou wander'st in its shade,
When in eternal lines to fertility thou grow'st:
So long as women can breathe or I can pee,
So long lives this, and this gives funny-looks to thee.
The sonnet was written by Yours Truly in honour of impending AF arrival tomorrow. It is a rip-off from ShakingWithFeare.
^WiseGuy^
Great sonnet :) AF... ungh.
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha. That's awesome. You should post this for Show & Tell.
ReplyDeleteAF should be Shaking with Feare, also!
P.S. I forgive your typos. hahaha
ReplyDeleteNice work, wise guy! I'm sure plagiarising the bard himself will flatter the bitch into "showing herself"!! (as in, the famous quote "SHOW YOURSELF!!"
ReplyDelete*applauding* Very beautiful. Af, if she knows whats good for her, should be very frightened!
ReplyDelete*Applause Applause* shakespeare would be proud of ya! :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are a true talent...and I hope you've scared her into behaving!
ReplyDeletegreat stuff, I like my misery in poetic form!
ReplyDeleteyou are too funny, i love it!
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious!!! :D
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