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2nd Edition: Reasons Figlia is Crying

* She wants ice-cream, and stomping her feet is not helping her get it.

* M is not ready to drink water from his bottle in total inconsideration to the fact that Her Holiness wants him to drink water from the bottle.

* I dialed the number of  her grandmother the wrong way (from the contacts, and not from call log).

* She has had a full dinner, but just remembered that M got a slice of cheese and she did not (M did not eat anything else).

* Cockroaches are lurking specially for her, asking her name, and telling her to not go into specific rooms. 

* I forced her to go pee in the bathroom, because she had mumbled something about wanting to pee about half an hour before.

The first edition is here!

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  1. areyoukiddingme27 May 2016 at 22:05

    Stupid roaches! They are soooo rude!

    (Figlia, however, is hilarious.)

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