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Saturday:

I have griping*. I am sure my periods are coming. Jeez, tomorrow is Sunday. I wish there be no CD1/CD2 on Sunday. Figlia is full time duty.  But I have griping. Ah, just a matter of time. I am sure my periods are about to come.

Night: I think I will wake up with bleeding tomorrow. I am sure. 


Sunday:

What, no periods? And the griping is there. Umm...it's not there. Sheesh, are my periods just about to come? 

OK...OK...just relax. I can enjoy a little bit till my periods do not come. I should not clam up. Jeez, okay, it will be uncomfortable, but I can't avoid it.  Let me relax till they not come.

I am sure the griping is in my brain. Ugh.

I think of my uterus the whole day. 

Night: Grateful my periods have not come. I can handle CD1 on Monday. It's full working, but I can manage it. 


Monday:

Wake Up. I do not feel anything. Wait, there is no blood. No spotting. I can't believe that there is no wetness I feel. I rub a finger and see nothing on it. 

Ugh, maybe it will be some mid-day thing. 

I get ready for the day. Ugh, when will my periods come? OK, atleast let me bathe comfortably till I can. 

I decide to wear a pad to work so that there wont be any accidents. 

Class 1- I know this lecture is a period magnet. I am comfortable knowing that I am already wearing a pad. 

Class 2 - Oh God. Where are my periods. Atleast I am wearing my pad.

Between Class 2 and Class 3, I get a chance to check my pad. No red.

Class 3 - Umm...you know, maybe...maybe...I am, you know. Could I be. Shut Up. Shut Up. I don't think that there is any chance of you know. 

Uh, I do not have any HPTs at home. I should buy some. 

Oh God, where is my period? 

Class 4 -  I must must must buy HPT. Shut Up. Unless I am vying for a bleak chance owing to contraceptive failure, this can not be. Umm..You know, it has happened. Yup, ________ got pregnant, and they were also on contraception. 

I should buy HPTs. 

Eeeek. I am going nuts. Maybe I am just late. But obviously I am not pregnant because I can't be. 

I think I should test. 

Ugh. Obviously I am not pregnant. 

Check for blood again. No sign.

I do not buy HPTs on the way back home. 


Tuesday:

I am so ready to wake up running to the loo to wear a pad. There is no blood.

I am thinking of my periods all the time now. 







* I was due for AF on Monday, but the past few cycles, I have always had them come two days early, so when griping happened on Saturday, I was sure that it was knocking on the door.

Comments

  1. Anonymous14 May 2013 at 15:46

    Oh, man.

    It just isn't fair when the body messes with the head like this!

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  2. Michele14 May 2013 at 18:23

    Sucks.... Of course, now I, too, am thinking of your period! ;)

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  3. areyoukiddingme14 May 2013 at 19:48

    This is exactly how life should not be! Spending all your time wondering about your period...

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  4. Lori Lavender Luz14 May 2013 at 20:45

    Hmmmmm.....now *I* am spending more time than I should thinking about your period.

    Let us know...

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  5. Jos14 May 2013 at 21:10

    I hate the feeling of "what IF" - buy a test and let us know!!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous15 May 2013 at 00:46

    Perhaps you should buy a HPT and just make sure?

    xxx

    ReplyDelete

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