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When THE Guest Arrives

X told me to not hold back my cravings or Kaiser would salivate excessively! Yep, it was just few days back that I heard those golden words.

X is about to visit us. She will be here on Wednesday and will stay with us till Friday evening.

God help me! And its a good time for me to already start looking for my invisible cotton earplugs.


^WiseGuy^

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  1. You could be confined to your bed where you need to hide until she leaves? or maybe you could tell her in your precious condition you need lots of silence! ;)

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  2. Ummm, maybe flesh toned foam earplugs? That might do it. Good luck.

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  3. Wow. Sounds like it might be an exhausting visit. With you in spirit :)

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  4. Hope the time flies by! Good luck!

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  5. Have fun girl... I agree with Kristen, flesh colored plugs would rock! Hang in there. I was told here in Cairo if you don't eat what you crave, and then you scratch yourself, your baby will have a mark in the place you scratched but on HIS body LOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

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  6. Salivate excessively? In utero? I just don't see how that's possible. I hope the visit is going well....or as well as can be expected. Some people just don't deserve your energy. Just smile and nod....

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