Your Honour, that you would not like to give me a job if I had this attitude on the day of the job interview.
That I survived where I survived only because I had been at the same place for three years, and that suddenly I had moved in first ten of the faculty list...where it was a double digit initially.
No Sir, in fact, if you give me something I do not like, I will cook up any excuses to make you take that pesky assignment away.
Yes Sir, I have heard what they say behind my back, and I do not think they are correct. But it is not their fault, I do not tell them anything anyways, and so they are left with guessing and all.
Yes Sir, Please take this back. You know what I will be doing post-thesis...giving babymaking a solid chance.
Yes Sir, I do not think I can handle this assignment. Yes it is just because I do not want any more stressors than what are anyways present.
P.S. I would love an increment Sir....my salary account seems to have a hole.
^WiseGuy^
That I survived where I survived only because I had been at the same place for three years, and that suddenly I had moved in first ten of the faculty list...where it was a double digit initially.
No Sir, in fact, if you give me something I do not like, I will cook up any excuses to make you take that pesky assignment away.
Yes Sir, I have heard what they say behind my back, and I do not think they are correct. But it is not their fault, I do not tell them anything anyways, and so they are left with guessing and all.
Yes Sir, Please take this back. You know what I will be doing post-thesis...giving babymaking a solid chance.
Yes Sir, I do not think I can handle this assignment. Yes it is just because I do not want any more stressors than what are anyways present.
P.S. I would love an increment Sir....my salary account seems to have a hole.
^WiseGuy^
oh the thesis. I think I may die before I turn mine in!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs...you're doing great. You really are. I'm proud of you!
The thought of writing a thesis is so terrifying to me. I would love to read yours! I always look at them in amazement and awe.
ReplyDeleteYes Sir - take that hole in WiseGuy's paycheck and replace it with a ZERO or two!
This too shall pass. ;-) And you will look back and think 'Huh, I wrote a thesis. Peanuts, compared to having a baby!' :-))
ReplyDeleteAnd sir, fill that hole with some zeros behind some other numbers. That would really be nice.
Yes, add 3 or 4 zeros to that salary please...
ReplyDeleteI second what they all said.
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