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I think I am gaining weight. Hot Damn! Coz I do not need any more grams on me as it is. I suspect it is the supplements, which are turning me into a bonnie, bouncing lass.

My diet has actually reduced (105 degrees Fahrenheit is a little cold, really) and yet I seem to be 'swelling'.

DH believes the supplements make him cranky. He has not stopped them. It is just that he randomly made a few tablets get lucky, by being prioritized.

DH is scheduling consumption of a few of them such that he does not take all of them in a single day. Wow!

I wonder if God will forgive us for skipping on the hoo that we need to take with all the food and the clean water and the fresh air, and that he will forgive us enough to kick in anyways and have me strapping knocked up sometime soon.



^WiseGuy^

P.S. If I looked as good as the woman in the image, I would be in the movies for sure.

Image Courtesy: http://www.i-heart-god.com/images/Man_Woman_Sketch.jpg (no claim by me made on ownership of the picture whatsoever)
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  1. Kristin21 April 2010 at 21:32

    I hope the supplements prove to be worth it. {{{Hugs}}}

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  2. Heather22 April 2010 at 01:07

    Maybe you're preggers already? A girl can always hope right?

    Happy ICLW friend! xoxox

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  3. Clare22 April 2010 at 05:25

    Thanks for making me smile today. xx

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  4. kmina22 April 2010 at 12:28

    Well, they are not called 'supplements' for nothing, aren't they? They do supplement, unfortunately the only visible part right now is the weight.
    But just how sweet it would be to have some other addition as well? I think we would need a better comparison grade than superlative in that case. Crossing my fingers that we have to invent new grammatical categories.

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  5. AnxiousMummyto322 April 2010 at 13:25

    Here from ICLW and wishing you all the best on your TTC journey!

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  6. daega9922 April 2010 at 20:37

    You have me giggling about supplements.... I believe taking the supplements automatically make my hubby cranky!

    ICLW
    http://daega99-arewethereyet.blogspot.com/

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  7. Alex23 April 2010 at 03:37

    I hate that all the stuff that we take to get us fat - you know, with a baby - just makes us fat.

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  8. Busted Kate23 April 2010 at 04:35

    Yikes, good luck with that swelling! Thanks for the chuckle :-)

    Following you now, and hope you'll come by and visit me too! :-)

    ICLW #100

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  9. Keiko23 April 2010 at 07:58

    Hey lady. Came by to say hi during ICLW :) What supplements are you taking? They sound... interesting ;)

    Happy ICLW!
    ~Miriam (ICLW #56)

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  10. Kakunaa23 April 2010 at 17:54

    Happy ICLW....if nothing else, you get to meet new Bloggers this month. Sorry for your struggles :( All of it is so hard....keep up the positive.

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  11. Quiet Dreams23 April 2010 at 19:49

    My image of you as buxom and bouncing is quite lovely. :)

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  12. Once A Mother24 April 2010 at 03:23

    i love the language in this post. sending good "knocked up" vibes your way :)

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  13. Wishing 4 One24 April 2010 at 17:50

    I bet your hotter than her girl. Maybe these supps will be it, yes yes they will. xoxoxoxo

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  14. Beautiful Mess25 April 2010 at 07:40

    I agree with Wishing, you are WAY hotter than that girl! I hope the supplements do their job. hoping and praying for you.
    *HUGS*

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