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Thwack!!!




That was my reaction when I saw the price on individual packs of the supplements I have been gifted. It's like this, the relief packet has been air-dropped on us, and the rest of the later dosages will have to be bought by us.

It was a brain-romp to look at the prices....the cheapest supplement that I have in my custody has the same price as my budget for 7 weeks of veggies, or 4 weeks of net grocery, or the price of that really expensive daily wear I get for myself and feel a little guilty about.


The combined list of supplements that have landed on my lap are (DH + me):

a) A Powder that has essential Amino Acids, Vitamins and Mineral (including Ubidecarenone BP/ Coenzyme Q10)

b) Tablet that has Vitamin-E and Selenium, extracted from Parsley.

c) Softgels that contain Salmon Omega-3 plus d-Alpha Tocopherol.

d) Tablet with Siberian Ginseng and Gingko Biloba

e) Tablet containing concentrate of Acerola Cherries (Vitamin C)

f) Iron-Folic Acid supplement

g) Protein powder

h) Tablet that has Multivitamin and Multimineral content (inclusive of Zinc, Pantothenic Acid, Molybdenum etc.)

I love taking these molecule names, because there is a semi-orgasmic sensation that I now derive from bragging about my diet of superfood.

And if that does not get you any high, think of how pretty I am going look after 3 months of the diet:





^WiseGuy^



Image Courtesy:

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(Pictures used purely for non-commercial purpose, and to add froth to the flat coffee.)

Comments

  1. You're gonna be gorgeous! ;)

    Those vitamins are going to work wonders---I just know it! I feel it in my bones! xoxoxo

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  2. Wow that sure is a pharmacopeia :o) I hope it does the trick sweet WiseGuy!

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  3. Wow, quite a lot. Do you keep a list of them to make sure you take them all?
    You don't know if they work or not until you take them. I keep my fingers crossed for you.

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  4. Yep, that's how they do...drug dealers, I mean. They give you a bit for free until you're hooked, and then...time to pay the piper.

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  5. Wow!

    That's quite the list...how are you going to keep track of all of them!?!

    I hope they do what they need to do!

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  6. I always knew you were smart. Now I know you even LOOK brainy.

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  7. What a list of supplements...the pic at the end had me laughing.

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  8. You will be just like the commercial: from A to Zinc.

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  9. Heheh, that's a hilarious pic and very fitting ;) I thought my list of pills was getting long, my goodness!!!

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  10. Yikes! I might ask for a refund if you start to resemble that character.

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  11. Whoa, you have a whole alphabet of vitamins etc there!

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  12. Holy crap! Let's hope you end up far more lovely than the picture...

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  13. Thanks for the much needed smile with the pic at the end!! Tho I'm sure you're going to look a whole lot more gorgeous than that!

    ICLW
    #101
    http://thegalwho.wordpress.com/

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  14. You will be gorgeous girl. I love that pic too! So can you buy them where you live or will you have to have shipped to you?

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  15. wow that is quite the list of supplements! Sound like a whole lotta good stuff :)

    ICLW #134

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  16. That is a lot of supplements but the result is worth it!

    Happy ICLW :)

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  17. I must agree, that's a lot of supplements! All the best!

    ICLW
    http://daega99-arewethereyet.blogspot.com/

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  18. Wowzers! That's a lot of supplements! Good luck to you!

    ICLW #28

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  19. Best of luck to you!

    Liddy from
    No. 144: the unfair struggle (male-factor, speedskating, life)

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  20. WOWZERS! I couldn't imagine taking that supplement cocktail!!! I wish you the best with it though.

    ICLW #33

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  21. That's a crazy big list! I think you'll need a spreadsheet to keep track!
    ICLW

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  22. WOW, what a list

    ~Stopping by for ICLW #78

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  23. I'm curious to know who "prescribed" these supplements. Is it a doctor or a naturopath or someone else?

    The costs are frightening. Maybe you could find them online and order such a large amount that they give you a discount. Probably not, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

    Lisa
    (ICLW #15 yourgreatlife)

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