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You Found Me How?


Every now and then, my blog has a tryst with its destiny when humans and bots from around the globe use technology to find the blog's contents.

One such path of amazing trails was here...Below is another choice selection of keywords: some funny, non-funny and profound!!! [:-)]



" i'd discovered, after a lot"



Oh my, the story of life it is! But not to fear coz I is here, and if you perseverevere you shall also discoveyerere...Seriously, how profound am I?



vagina fotosearch of ladies of india



What? Whhhhhhaaaaat?


"mare's vagina".


Get your gutter brain out of here. Now.


somebody told me when i was a little kid


...that if I had too much chocolate, my teeth would go bad, and that if I swallowed seeds, fruit trees would grow in my stomach. You know? Like Jack and the Beanstalk...


"every child wants to be borned"


Sure. And children do not happen on their own....it is acts of people that make them happen. To be borned or not to be borned is a different story.


"don't be irritate me"


Like - Don't be me OR Don't irritate me...I do not think you took your grammar classes seriously...



You are stuck on House 9. So lose all your money and yes, Better Luck next time.


^WiseGuy^


Comments

  1. Your Google seekers appear to have a poor grasp of grammar and spelling...and last time I checked there were no random va-jay-jay pictures on this blog:0.

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  2. Bwahahahaha, thanks for the laugh and the opportunity to torment my (almost) teen son.

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  3. OMG, LOL...I guess this is what happens when google doesn't have a spell or grammar check. And seriously....fotosearch of vaginas?? That's a creepy one.

    How do you pull these searches? Is there a tool? I should take a look at my own blog!

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  4. LOL! I love me some keyword salad!

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  5. ROFL! That's great. And where is the aforementioned fotosearch?

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  6. LOL.

    I'm always slightly shocked when I see how some people found me.

    They are prolly a little disappointed, too.

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  7. Wow, you've got yourself a language class waiting to happen!

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  8. HAHAHAHA!!! I love the "key word search" posts!

    I hope you enjoy wedding number two! I'll miss you!
    *HUGS*

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  9. some of the google searches I get are hilarious too ;)

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  10. Wow - and I thought I googled some crazy stuff.

    Why don't googlers have better grammar?

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