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Hmmmm....

No, AF is not here today....

I was parking my vehicle today when a crazy idea came to me - if I have my AF now, I will be dripping blood over three countries within seven days. How holybleep is that???

Yeah, if you felt like puking after you read this, it is just the progesterone in you...and if ye be a guy your amygdala is in knots, boy!

Leave me with my weird line of thinking...


^WiseGuy^

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  1. Haha, thanks for the laugh!

    Congrats on untangled (and hopefully unbloodied) passports!

    Though really, af needs to show up - who the he!! wants her around in Thailand, of all places?

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  2. i thought it was hilarious!

    Hope she shows up (or doesn't for the next 9) so she can't ruin your trip!

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  3. lol. What an, um, awesome thought.

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  4. we've tried, her mother is very resistant. i don't know why, she is married and has another kid with her husband. i told my husband that he needs to get a lawyer asap.

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