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Show and Tell: Go Bang Your Head Somewhere

For this Show and Tell, I am posting a photo of a gorgeous answer that I recently received to a test question. The paper being referred to is Consumer Behaviour and I had asked about the research process in Consumer Behaviour. One of the undergraduates turned in a super answer after pretending to really write his entire heart out for an hour. I present to you just one page of the torture –


If you had trouble, reading it there….let me write it down here again and you will appreciate my tolerance.
Consumer Behaviour very good performed in the business line because he had a lot of money but he never spent any of it there are very importance in the business in the marketing they are company in the good performance in the products in the consumer behaviour they have the only for any business line of the good products in the brands of the very importance of the human beings there are the good performance in the marketing in the consumer behaviour they have spent any more in the good function of the consumer behaviour in the good products of the many more in the function of the…


Phew! Worth a zero!

Everybody else rocks on here!


^WiseGuy^

Comments

  1. lol, really?! Well at least you didn't have to waste TOO much of your time by putting a big fat zero on there.

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  2. Ugh. Even when I had to elaborate a bit in order to fill a page, it was never THAT bad. :-)

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  3. Ummm, how many pages did you have to go through? Ouch! I had a hard time even reading the typed version you left for us.

    Wow, really, wow! Speechless. Did you need a good drink after that? ;)

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  4. Yikes, someone collected a load of apparently relevant words and threw them at the paper?

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  5. Holy crap...hasn't he learned to bs better than that? Definitely worth a zero.

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  6. Reading that makes me happy to NOT be a teacher right now! What a mess!!!!

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  7. I'm a third grade teacher, and I think some of them could write a better sentence than that...I don't envy you having to grade essays!

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  8. Aye! I am an elementary school teacher and my kids make more sense and have better grammar than that!

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  9. At least the handwriting wasn't messy.

    (Gotta find something positive to say, right?)

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  10. WOW!! You must post about his reaction to the zero. Thanks for the laugh.

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  11. Uh, I'm pretty sure that collection of words doesn't even make genuine sentences...

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