I took a right turn to come to the arterial road...saw a dog barking at(?) a black trash can. The scene got inscribed.
Cut to the next bend, I am still wondering what was the dog barking at? Did somebody leave a newborn inside? Of course, it is possible. There are instances of baby-throwing, thanks to abject poverty and other oft-quoted reasons.
Cut to the path leading into my office parking, I have already decided the gender of the baby. If it was a baby, I am sure it was a baby girl. That's right, somebody dumped a newborn girl in the trash can and the dog was barking at it.
Am I thinking cruel? Don't judge me, I am turning queer and I admit it. I actually thought all this up. Of course, it is all in my mind. The next time I pass that trash can would be a few hours from now, when I am on my way home. By that time, the dog would have disappeared and there would be no trace of the baby, because there was no baby there to begin with.
^WiseGuy^
Cut to the next bend, I am still wondering what was the dog barking at? Did somebody leave a newborn inside? Of course, it is possible. There are instances of baby-throwing, thanks to abject poverty and other oft-quoted reasons.
Cut to the path leading into my office parking, I have already decided the gender of the baby. If it was a baby, I am sure it was a baby girl. That's right, somebody dumped a newborn girl in the trash can and the dog was barking at it.
Am I thinking cruel? Don't judge me, I am turning queer and I admit it. I actually thought all this up. Of course, it is all in my mind. The next time I pass that trash can would be a few hours from now, when I am on my way home. By that time, the dog would have disappeared and there would be no trace of the baby, because there was no baby there to begin with.
^WiseGuy^
I don't think that's a weird thought at all. I have similar ones. I'm obsessed with boxes you see lying on the side of a highway. I'm always convinced there's a litter of puppies, kittens or worse - babies, in there!
ReplyDeleteThen again, perhaps we're both a little weird!
all this baby craze imagination, reminded me of the last episode of 30 Rock. Did you see it?
ReplyDeleteLiz sees kids and babies everywhere, then romantically meets a vertically challenged man because she thought he was a child.